laura saves the day (obsolete_) wrote in the_projectsx,
laura saves the day

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jezus lykes powuh wheelz

so lyke eye wuz driven in muh fishuh pryce red coop and lyke whoa der wuz sum madd fyne azz hoez. eye iz tryin to imprezz dem by showin off my Spreewellz on muh kix azz red coop. I tink eyez needz a powuh wheel fer my hoe pixin up. Becuz dem bitchez just kicked muh car and it tipped over lyke whoa. I couldn't getz up fer lyke two hourz. So i poppez a cap in doez bitchez rear ends and make their assez swell lyke balloon (hellz yez wif heliumz!) Yo, da pointz of dis story iz, powuh weelz is da hardco' way ta go!!
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