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Werd. [15 Aug 2003|04:07pm]

supahersheygrl
[ mood | bitchy ]

What da hellz iz diz naw tawkin ish? Wez need ta be mo active and shiz. Hit meh up bitchez!

-M Effer

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[31 Dec 2002|06:00pm]

angelwings11585
sorryz butz my dix wuz cutzez ofz yezday.

big maz poppla
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[30 Dec 2002|04:49pm]

obsolete_
[ mood | horny ]

wut da phux i meanz cum on. were duh hellz iz evefryonez? eye mean yo wuz der a holocauz in yo pro-jectz? fo real tho, eye meanz i feelz lyke im tawlkinz to meh imaginaryz homez. itz lyke halfin phuxin tyme wif an old ladyz wif no teef. eye meanz she iz good fer duh ferst 10 sexonds but din whoa she iz lyke about to meke muh dix shrivils lyke a proon or lyke yer finguhz wen yew iz in da bathtubz fer too long. yo dat reely sux. whoa. itz all numb n sheetz. eye swear ta hay-zoos if nun of yew bitchez writez in here eye willz cumz and chopz yew dix off and bar bee q'z itz fo sho. Yo, party at myz traylerz.

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jezus lykes powuh wheelz [29 Dec 2002|09:31pm]

obsolete_
[ mood | ecstatic ]

so lyke eye wuz driven in muh fishuh pryce red coop and lyke whoa der wuz sum madd fyne azz hoez. eye iz tryin to imprezz dem by showin off my Spreewellz on muh kix azz red coop. I tink eyez needz a powuh wheel fer my hoe pixin up. Becuz dem bitchez just kicked muh car and it tipped over lyke whoa. I couldn't getz up fer lyke two hourz. So i poppez a cap in doez bitchez rear ends and make their assez swell lyke balloon (hellz yez wif heliumz!) Yo, da pointz of dis story iz, powuh weelz is da hardco' way ta go!!

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[25 Dec 2002|09:26pm]

obsolete_
[ mood | weird ]

merry chrizmaz ho ho ho's... eye hope yew sat on santaz lap and he pawped a b0nerz. he waz lyke "n' on chrizmaz eve rudawlf willz make YEWR noze shyne brite lyke da damnz red crayonz. whoa.

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[24 Dec 2002|11:03pm]

obsolete_
[ mood | high ]

Oh muh geezus i wuz walkin down da Main Street in kernusville and diz old azz bizitch pulled her Chrome 45 outz of her purze and tryed to shoot muh azz!? i wuz lyke WHOA bizitch wut duh fuxk dew yew tinkz you iz dewin?! yew cant cop diz hot azz. So i toox off her wigz and ran and stuffed dit in muh pantz and when me and muh down azz biztch wuz gettinG ready to phucks she wuz lyke whoa son yew iz gots sum mass pUbeix region herr! I sed bizitch i'll shut yo mouf up wit shuvin my dix in yew mouf. Din, aftuh phuckxin muh hoe eye watched Grumpyz Old Men on duh tv cuz Grumpyz Old Men is duh hardco' thug ting ta dew ya herd? I iz hye az a balloonz

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[24 Dec 2002|09:32pm]

angelwings11585
YO, my homies! I figured dis shaziznik out! ya heard me i said did ya heard me? fo sho you did ~big mama popsa~
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M Effer in dah hizzouse [23 Dec 2002|12:31pm]

supahersheygrl
[ mood | drunk ]

wut up muh homiez. Laura youz wun fine down azz bitch. I be reppin the K to the V-I-L-L-E, ya heard? Dis be dah wun an only M Effer. SAY MUH NAME!! Youz know ya want sum, sum of dis cinna-bun.

Peace. M Effer out dah hizzouse

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[21 Dec 2002|04:31pm]

obsolete_
[ mood | thug-alicious.. ]

Fo sho'

welcum to da spot! diz shit is off da hizz e fo shizz e. Wah! mutha!


(PS- you all have to come up with hip-hawp namez). minez iz Hairy Pube Rege. Unleszz yall helpz me come up wif anuther one.

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